Logical Philosopher

Kevin Smith on having Tracy Lords in his new movie, “Zack and Miri Make a Porno.”

And I remember, I was sitting downstairs while she was upstairs reading it, and I was like, if I could go back in time and tell the 16-year-old version of me that Traci Lords is going to be hanging out in your living room … my 16-year-old head would explode. First, the 16-year-old would be like, where’d you get a time machine, and then the 16-year-old would be like, does she want to have sex with us, and then I’d have to break it to the 16-year-old that, no, Traci Lords — even many years from now — [is] still not interested in your fat ass.